Population | 16.182 billion |
Capital | Colville |
Leader | Prime Minister Colwell |
Currency | Colwellian dollar |
Animal | Dragonfly |
The Republic of The Islands of Colwell is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Colwell with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.182 billion Colwellians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colville. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Colwellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,933 trillion Colwellian dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,454 Colwellian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, Prime Minister Colwell's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, Prime Minister Colwell has promised 'power to the puppies', and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Islands of Colwell's national animal is the Dragonfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
The Islands of Colwell is ranked 3,487th in the world and 145th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 202 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Islands of Colwell voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : The Islands of Colwell voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : The Islands of Colwell was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Islands of Colwell was endorsed by The Socialist Literary Society of Cellar Doors.
- : The Islands of Colwell voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : The Islands of Colwell voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : The Islands of Colwell voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
- : The Islands of Colwell was endorsed by The Republic of Abulagomas.
- : The Islands of Colwell voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Standardised Passport Act"".
- : The Islands of Colwell was endorsed by The Sultanate of Caellip Major.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 44 » Treadwellia, New Rogernomics, Custadia, Aigania, Port Flynt, Manaric, Perchan, The New California Republic, Auralon, The Celestial Lands, Rangers Brotherhood, Saundie, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, Leonism, Praenestia, Aletian, TypoTech, Marcellinople, Nova Zemlya, Debussy, Surd, Aeryis, The Sigometh Dynasty, The Gelseen Hegemony, Fluffiness, Darqas, Pepe Pip, Calption, Enkowshe, The Emerald Union, Malororia, Steel Vagabonds, Oppalli, Wang Yao, Serlanda, Silver Minner, Aleckandor, Los Pedrios, Juba, General Mike, Military astriads, Caellip Major, Abulagomas, and Cellar Doors.